19, Australian, hates loud noises, prospective Skyrim modder - so feel free to ask questions about that.

 

theskaldspeaks:

falcon-in-the-dive:

The Norse predictions have come true. The Earth is flooding. Mankind is searching for some kind, any kind of salvation. There appears to be no hope.

The heavens open up and a voice bellows from above.

"ARE YOU READY TO RAGNAROK ‘N ROLL?"

Odin and Fenrir have a wicked guitar duel while Freyja starts killing it on the drums.

Tyr plays the keytar

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

(Source: nicrouleau)

Can you imagine if they mixed Orphan Black and Orange is the New Black together? Pro - it’d be a hell of a show. Con - Orphan is the New Black might shine a poor light on being an orphan.

kidhedera:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

I love that the related article is ‘How men can get ahead at work’.

Also, all the things it says are true, but it should be representing those things as the appalling travesty of justice they are, not saying ‘Suck it up bitches, thats how life is’.

In Australia a woman who files a sexual harassment complaint is more likely to be fired than the man she files against *EVEN WHEN HE IS FOUND GUILTY OF MISCONDUCT*.

That sort of shit is why I just don’t want to go back to work ever.

kidhedera:

baglieg:

fairmanrants:

arationalfear:

*Full disclosure: There’s no way the F35 can make the tight turns displayed here. At speed.

the abc on the other hand?  totes.

These planes are going to be obsolete in ten years anyway. They can’t make super tight turns because the squishy meatsack pilot would pass out. Hunter-Killers Unmanned drones don’t have that limitation.

I imagine that the fleet of machines doesn’t generate nearly as much employment as a television station does either, which bothers me in this time of crazy unemployment.

kidhedera:

baglieg:

fairmanrants:

arationalfear:

*Full disclosure: There’s no way the F35 can make the tight turns displayed here. At speed.

the abc on the other hand?  totes.

These planes are going to be obsolete in ten years anyway. They can’t make super tight turns because the squishy meatsack pilot would pass out. Hunter-Killers Unmanned drones don’t have that limitation.

I imagine that the fleet of machines doesn’t generate nearly as much employment as a television station does either, which bothers me in this time of crazy unemployment.

lanalikesnobanana:

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

Cordelia Goode

dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

deaf-and-dorky:

When Rose tried to commit suicide in the Titanic, I felt she was just going overboard.

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.

Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.