Descent into madness completed

I may look like I have no idea what I'm doing, but I really don't.
Jun 2 '12
  • me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude

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Jun 2 '12
Tell him I’m too fucking busy - or vice versa.
— Dorothy Parker (via sevignys)

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Jun 2 '12

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Jun 2 '12

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Jun 2 '12

lovinlavidaloki:

lokisbridesmaid:

Nan, this just describes our speech patterns… mostly mine…

True, Palo. Very true. 

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Jun 2 '12

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Jun 2 '12
browtf:

i love this hat.

You’re too cute! Gah!

browtf:

i love this hat.

You’re too cute! Gah!

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Jun 2 '12

YOU AND ME BABY AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LET’S DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

bearrcub:

:))))))

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Jun 2 '12

boyzinthahood:

WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING LAID EXCEPT FOR ME 

WHY

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Jun 2 '12

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

bearrcub:

HA I LIED


IT’S NOT ME


BECAUSE I AM SATAN


Seriously.

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